In the criminal justice system, crimes against the elderly are considered especially heinous. In Los Angeles, the dedicated detective Elijah Daniel who investigates these vicious felonies is a member of an elite squad known as the @ Pack. This is his story. Dun Dun
From @ Pack founder, to rapper, to mayor of Hell, we keep thinking Elijah Daniel‘s topped himself…and he keeps proving us so very wrong. This time? We’re adding detective to the mix. Yep. Ya boy straight up solved a freaking crime. Eliot Stabler, eat your heart out.
Elijah’s jeweler, Nancy, was allegedly attacked by two people at work. She fortunately managed to get pictures of her attackers and sent them to Elijah who immediately took the case. He tweeted out their pictures as well as pictures of his injured jeweler, asking for any information on the scumbags.
do any of y’all know these people? they robbed and attacked my jewelry woman on melrose. twitter, find them. pic.twitter.com/B89I3Oa605
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 25, 2017
this woman is one of the sweetest women on this planet. find these bitch asses now. https://t.co/ZBW9IAFgK7
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 25, 2017
Fortunately, Elijah’s fans rose to the occasion and delivered in all kinds of ways. Someone even channeled a sketch artist and drew a composite sketch sketch based off the picture Nancy had taken! Even with help pouring in, no leads were panning out. Did that stop Elijah? As if! Naturally, he upped the ante and tweeted that he’d give a reward for the identity of the assailants.
This is a sketch of how the guy in the first sketch could look like, I hope this helps anyone who wants to search for the culprits. Note that this shouldn’t be heavily relied on as I had to improvise a lot and imagine how he may look like, I’ll draw the second guy as well pic.twitter.com/bxjuAzAaCY
— radchild (@GalacticGaylien) November 25, 2017
$1k to anyone who snitches on these ppl, no questions asked, i’ll paypal u. i want fuckin justice for nancy. https://t.co/ZBW9IAFgK7
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 26, 2017
It looks like this was the trick because 12 hours later, someone tweeted from a throwaway account that she/he went to school with the female assailant and had contacted the LAPD. Best part was that she/he wasn’t the only person to come forward. According to Elijah, four separate people came forward to him with this info.
.@elijahdaniel i tried to dm u but your dms are closed. these girls were involved in the assault i went to school w one of them they are dangerous and violent that’s why i am using a fake accnt but , i reported them to LAPD with your tweet i hope they are caught and she is okay💜 pic.twitter.com/r5uSNnPDWj
— spicydgh999 (@spicydgh999) November 27, 2017
yeppppppp. nancy is ok, i hired her security. it seems like it was them tho. 4 separate ppl snitched and said these are the girls who did it, but nobody knows the guy. imagine being such a coward that u punch in an elderly woman’s face. absolutely disgusting https://t.co/HZmxNVBo01
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 27, 2017
After checking with Nancy, Elijah was able to confirm that these suspects were indeed the perps. Even better? Turns out they were wanted for straight up grand theft auto. In other words, Elijah basically solved two crimes at once and he’s not even on the police force! (Side note: someone get this man a badge; he’s putting LAPD to shame.)
Nancy confirmed these are the girls. TWITTER JUST SOLVED A FUCKING CRIME. DO NOT EVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA AND ANYONE WHO ATTACKS OLD LADIES IS A FUCKIN PUSSY YOU ARE NOT HARD. YOU ARE A BITCH.
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 27, 2017
twitter solved a crime that LAPD couldn’t that’s wild
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 27, 2017
So, there you have it. Elijah Daniel played civil servant this weekend and solved a freaking crime. While it’s always hard to hear about this kind of thing, it was refreshing to see so many strangers rising to the occasion to help. Consider our faith in humanity restored. Say what you will about Elijah and the shenanigans he gets into, but there’s denying he’s got a heart of gold.
sherlock homo in this bitch
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 27, 2017
i don’t give a fuck what u do or who u are but if u fuckin w old ladies u a bitch and so are all ur bum ass friends
— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) November 27, 2017
We can all rest easy knowing Detective Daniels is out there. Dun Dun
*Cue music*
Nancy is a racist