In one of the most daring moves a former mayor has every done, Elijah Daniel just rewrote the Bible and changed it to be just a little bit gayer.
im going to rewrite the entire bible but change it to be gayer just to piss straights off
— fagdad elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 15, 2017
That’s right, it looks like Elijah didn’t let his impeachment squash his creativity in any way, but this time, people are straight up (no pun intended) losing their shit over what he’s done.
Everyone coming at @elijahdaniel rn pic.twitter.com/O9pmJbn9cg
— Grandma Sam (@SimplySam_23) September 17, 2017
Elijah’s bible skyrocketed to the number one bestseller in the Christian eBooks and Bibles section on Amazon, but then suspiciously became unavailable for order pretty much right after that.
I HAVE THE NUMBER #1 BIBLE ON AMAZON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/dj9GyCCZBm
— fagdad elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 17, 2017
WE HIT #1 AND THEN AMAZON REMOVED IT FROM THEIR STORE HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK AMAZON https://t.co/BUOUhos4JP
— fagdad elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 17, 2017
We honestly expected nothing less than for people to stand up and point at Elijah while screaming Satan. After all, we all remember how well his banning of straight people from Hell went over, right?
And let’s not even try to touch the irony with that one.
Still, besides the fact that the literal Church of Satan has been tweeting at the YouTuber, there have actually been quite a lot of positive reactions coming from people who have been struggling to come out, or who have already come out and have been alienated by their family and/or friends.
AWWWWWW CONGRATS I HOPE IT WENT WELL 💕 https://t.co/jAqzm6lNeB
— fagdad elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 17, 2017
Over all, it seems like the glaring hypocrisy and irony that is so clearly being showcased here is really flying right over people’s heads, and a lot of Twitter users are not here for Elijah’s reimagining of Rihanna as a God. Regardless, we have some of the most noteworthy reactions to his new Bible down below.
christians: gays should die
Elijah Daniel: *adds some rainbow sprinkles to the bible*
christians: pic.twitter.com/M9qZqyMEJl
— ryan (@scarypotato69) September 17, 2017
me after reading @elijahdaniel‘s gay bible pic.twitter.com/cLTM4vj3dK
— Collin Duddy (@LoboExplosivo) September 17, 2017
Flash forward 1000 years after the nuclear fallout and the only book to survive is @elijahdaniel bible. That’s the world I want to live in.
— Madison (@madisonkaym) September 17, 2017
*Elijah Daniel rewrites the whole bible in a day*
Me: https://t.co/yppR7Z25Ig— Nova (@notactuallynova) September 17, 2017
the church of satan, gay as hell since 1966. nice. https://t.co/7uxR5xeLnj
— fagdad elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 17, 2017
We have no idea what to expect from Elijah next, but one thing is for sure, he’s got a lot of people’s attention.
