With the glorious news that comedian and YouTube star Elijah Daniel was starting his own “Team 10” we’re up in arms about discovering who would be part of the group. Though the members of The @ Pack have not been officially named, we’re fantasizing about our dream members.
What we do know is that whoever officially becomes part of The @ Pack, they’re going to be hilarious, because Elijah is pure gold.
We’re so fucking excited.
Instead of offering bios of the wonderful people who could be joining, we’ve decided to turn to Twitter and count the 10 times they tweeted so hard, we just couldn’t handle it. It’s very deserving of @ material.
1. Elijah reminds us we’re really in the matrix.
ted cruz liking porn on twitter on 9/11 is wild there’s literally no way we don’t live in the matrix
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) September 12, 2017
2. It’s never too late Christine.
I don’t think I’m a real social media influencer because I’ve never tweeted my uber code
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) August 27, 2017
3. Remember this tweet? We do.
I don’t care what anybody says the Casper movie with Hilary Duff is better than the one with Christina Ricci
— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) July 22, 2017
looking at krispy kreme donuts literally makes my clothes fall off
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 3, 2017
5. Seriously, those things are annoying.
Alright I’m gonna say it: who the fuck thought that leaving voicemails was an acceptable thing to make people do
— Chris Klemens (@ChrisKlemens) September 9, 2017
6. The struggle is real.
I want fries, I also want abs
— CoRINnA kOPf (@CorinnaKopf) September 6, 2017
7. Guess Ashly won’t be promoting McDonald’s anytime soon.
how do you eat a fish fillet from mcdonald’s but not pussy
— Ashly Schwan (@AshlySchwan) September 7, 2017
8. The social media life.
I’m gonna go to the club hopefully someone doesn’t assault me, actually hopefully they do I need some views
— Brennen Taylor (@BrennenTaylor) August 21, 2017
no I’m not high or drunk I’m just a quirky queen xD
— Trevor Moran (@TrevorMoran) August 9, 2017
10. We feel it Lena.
don’t you hate when you buy a small bag of something and it tries to tell you it has 4 servings? I WILL DECIDE HOW MANY PPL THIS SERVES!! 😤
— lena the snack (@lenanersesian) September 5, 2017
Needless to say, we need an official list soon, because we can’t even.