Let’s talk about Jacob Sartorius and the wisdom that pours from his Twitter feed for just a second, shall we?
Of all the twitter feeds in the world- and we’ve seen quite a few- not many have baffled, inspired and amazed us as much as Jacob Sartorius’.
We don’t even know where to start when it comes to explaining why it has this effect. Maybe it’s because of his profound and worldly observations, or maybe it’s the eternal struggle he seems to have between making the decision to get a girlfriend, or eat food.
We just don’t know, but we’re gonna leave it up to you guys to decide.
Here are some of our favorite gems we’ve found in the past month on Jacob Sartorius’ Twitter feed.
1. When he dropped some DIY self esteem we weren’t ready for.
it’s ok to be a glowstick, sometimes we have to break before we shine
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) September 1, 2017
2. This iconic ‘this is why we don’t have nice things’ moment of clarity.
it hurts me seeing you guys fighting for no reason. we all are a family and we’ve accomplished so much together. we’re stronger than this!!!
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) September 2, 2017
3. When he showed up with reverse psychology tactics.
if nothing lasts forever, will u be my nothing ?
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) September 3, 2017
4. This stunning moment of science.
we live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves around the sea, and you don’t believe in miracles?
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) September 3, 2017
5. This curious yet obviously logical order of thoughts.
help the homeless
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 30, 2017
you.
i want you so bad.
please tell me you think about me as much as i think about you.
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 30, 2017
6. This wild moment when his followers had to decode which one of them this was meant for specifically.
hey guess what… I LOVE U 😊
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 25, 2017
7. And once again…
i need a girlfriend… i’m thinking it’s gotta be you 😊
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) July 24, 2017
8. When he stated the infallible rules of friendships and lunch.
friends buy you lunch
best friends eat your lunch
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) September 3, 2017
Now here’s where it starts to get especially baffling…
9. Alright…it seems he’s found someone…but she’s asleep?
babe wake upppp
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 18, 2017
10. But this is the immediate follow up tweet showing some trouble in paradise. Although maybe there was no specific babe? Is this all a metaphorical illusion of desire?
anybody else feeling single rn ¿
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 18, 2017
11. When he had an appreciation for himself amongst all others.
i’ve had my new music on repeat
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 11, 2017
12. The hard to talk about struggle between picking between a relationship and food.
i kinda want a girlfriend but at the same time i enjoy sitting on the couch stuffing my face with pringles watching tv haha
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) August 3, 2017
13. And finally, the moment when he feared his tweets so powerful, they would wake you from your slumber.
sorry for anybody sleeping. i feel like sharing some of the thoughts that have been on my mind
— Jacob Sartorius (@jacobsartorius) July 24, 2017
Honestly, from the bottom of our hearts, we hope he never stops tweeting.
